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More Dash quotes
Larsti
August 12, 2013 17:59
just from last 24 hoursMe ''What are you eating?'' Dash ''A drape''Me ''You''ve been eating the curtains???'' (not fair really but I have to get some humour into the day somehow!)DH ''Can you say "GRAPE" Dash?''Dash ''Grape''Both of us ''Well done.....GRAPE''In the car...Dash, ''Do you know that place near the opticians?''(we go to the opticians in Cheltenham, so thinking of the tearooms we go to there maybe?)Dash ''NO, near the place where Mum has hair picked out of her face''''Oh the BEAUTICIANS''
cowgirl
August 12, 2013 19:51
I love the beauticians comment. Ha ha ha
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Sockthing
August 12, 2013 20:50
From Kipper: "mummy I'm making a cwap."I was a bit perturbed until I fathomed out he meant "trap".he also currently thinks that the alternative name for a branded tomato sauce is "Ketchuponit"
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amh
August 12, 2013 20:58
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Larsti
August 12, 2013 22:13
SockthingCowgirl, Dash asked me one day why I went to the beauticians (can't remember what he actually called it on that occasion.....probably 'your appointment')Anyway, I did briefly explain. It is all too obvious when I am due a visit
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Larsti
August 12, 2013 22:15
DH sometimes drops me off and collects me afterwards so Dash knows where it is (a lady I have known for 12 years who works from home....worth her weight in gold!)
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cowgirl
August 13, 2013 07:01
Can you imagine what he'd say for a bikini wax ? I have my hair painted according to ds1 who is 8 yo
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Sockthing
August 13, 2013 07:27
Larsti, can you send her round here when she's done with you please?? Even eyebrow tweezing is a stretch too far for me these days, and after all the ivf..... my chin....well lets just say Bill Oddie's not short of a doppelganger.
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Larsti
August 14, 2013 18:24
Wondering what colour your hair is painted cowgirl And Sockthing you did make me laugh! Bill Oddie indeed
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