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When I get to heaven
Pear Tree
March 7, 2013 07:46
I''ve got some questions!1) why are the birth family of my children so damn fertile? They are populating most of a big city area ss foster care units It''s not fair My friends who can''t have childrenIt''s not fair2) why are males physically unable to change the toilet roll on the holder3) one from partridge: if there''s no death and decay- will farts still smell?
Pear Tree
March 7, 2013 08:07
Any questions from you and your family?
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amh
March 7, 2013 08:50
why does ds2 not like noise but is not bothered by the amount that he makes. 2. why sometimes when you cook the same meal can one day it taste fantastic then another just boring.3. ds1 once asked as we went past a grave yard 'do you have to be dead to go in there?'4. another ds1 question 'is it better to breath in or breath out?
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Garuda
March 7, 2013 15:38
Why sometimes does a day feel like a week and at other times a week feels like a day?Why was I born with such a great personality but no one else seems to see it?Why do the creases in my face take longer to spring back into place each morning?Why do my breasts want to say hello to my knees?
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bovary
March 7, 2013 16:01
But mummy, God can't do anything about that, cos he's dead, isn't he cos he lives in heaven...
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amh
March 7, 2013 16:30
that did make me giggle Bovary
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Donatella
March 7, 2013 16:43
How come my daughter, yes the one with a speech and language disorder, is so capable of such verbal diarrhoea?When will my children learn that each toilet possesses a flush?When will my daughter learn that less is more when it comes to toilet paper?Why have none of my children learned that each electrical appliance has an off switch?And when will my husband learn that falling asleep on the sofa on a Saturday night, complete with open mouth and sound effects, is so not a good look.
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Imp
March 7, 2013 17:32
I'm certainly with you on the last one dom, though not just on Saturday nights unfortunately
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Tokoloshe
March 11, 2013 11:20
From the Shrimp - can Jesus see our privates?
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Pear Tree
March 11, 2013 11:40
Further question,Why is it that when you are typing you press the wrong key and its next to the right one.Then the darn predictive text makes it look like BUM ENDThen you can't do edit buttons on here.
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Woodlandoak
March 28, 2013 06:58
This post has really made me smile this morning!
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Shortbread
March 28, 2013 07:27
From DS - so why do we pray to a dead guy?From myself - Why can't children just be a little tidier?
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filmbuff
March 28, 2013 10:19
DD said years ago she couldnt be cremated when she dies as she has sensitive skin!
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doubletrouble
March 29, 2013 16:59
Our DS decided some years ago that he is a carnavor - sure that's not how you spell it but you know what I mean- so he dosen't eat veg! 6 years on he has kept to his word.
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miss cherry
March 30, 2013 15:19
Why do only women hear sick children and pets during the night?Why is it so hard to lose weight and so easy to put it on?If its going to rain, why does it have to be at school pick up time?Why do hormones have to make teenage kids and their menopausal mothers act so unpredictable? And it should be law that puberty and menopause can not take place in the same house at the same time.Ps love the one about cremation and sensitive skin.
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