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texts you shouldnt have got
Serrakunda
July 14, 2013 00:16
tonight Simba''s trainer sent me a rather racy little text, clearly meant for his new girlfriend, but given my spinsterish existence and being old enough to be his mum, was quite entertaining last week I had a random text ''hello sweetheart, my wetsuit has just come back from the cleaners, if you fancy a Saturday night in''the mind boggles
PollyPocket
July 14, 2013 00:26
Lol. Funny when you get texts meant for others. I once got a message from my mum meant for her boyfriend......I won't subject you to what was in the text! Lol.
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loadsofbubs
July 14, 2013 08:05
I once answered the phone to a friend of my parents who thought I was my mum and was speaking sweet nothings into my ear until I told him I was LOBs and not mum! before the age of text messages though! (and he was only flirting, there was nothing going on between him and my mum!)
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Pear Tree
July 14, 2013 11:20
My childminder once sent me her shopping list meant for her husbandThere are some things I'd never heard of on there And some things Tesco sell I had NO IDEA about in certain aisles
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oatybix
July 15, 2013 19:56
I once sent a scathing text about a boy to my friend (when I was a teenager) but unfortunately I sent it to him instead.. he rang me up and said "Girls really do tell each other EVERYTHING, don't they?"Could have died!
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JAKESTER
July 15, 2013 23:39
A member of staff sent me a text message and I txt back thanks alot however it actually said thanks xxxx!!! She did laugh about it tho!
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Tokoloshe
July 16, 2013 09:24
The teenage son of a friend had my number because I took him sailing one weekend.A week or so later I get a very errr, 'affectionate' text from him! Followed immediately by a phone call saying it was meant for someone else and please not to tell his mum!
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pluto
July 16, 2013 11:07
SERRAKUNDA!!!!!!!!!!!! It is for you! The text is for YOU!!!!Just go with the flow and enjoy the ride, Psst, text back!
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Serrakunda
July 16, 2013 19:18
If he was my type Pluto, if he was my typehe is a great guy, and has done wonders for Simba but 30 year old tattoed body builders with biceps like footballs just arent my style
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pluto
July 16, 2013 19:28
You can overcome those short commings:-Every year he will be one year older!-He could lift you over the doorstep and you would feel feather light-He could wear shirts with long sleevesAnd when the light is off you won't see the tattoos anyway
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Taliesin
July 16, 2013 19:38
pmsl at Pluto.......!!!!!!A friend of mine was having a 'dalliance'; on the landline to boyfriend, hubby rung on her mobile which she answered and had brief 'yeah, ok I'll pick it up later - bye'...thought she hung up but hadn't........her hubby then caught about 15 min conversation with the boyfriend......!!!!!!!!It was AWFUL!!!!!
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About you now
July 16, 2013 21:35
Quite a few years ago someone I worked with sent me a text, meant for his wife, detailing what he was going to do to her when he got home! He was absolutely mortified and literally couldn't look at me for months afterwards. Hilarious!! xxxx
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Haze
July 27, 2013 16:08
Many years ago I received a letter from a would be boyfriend. Imagine my surprise when I opened the letter inside & discovered it was to his best friend in which he described me as 'the creature from the black lagoon'! I never did find out what the letter received by the friend but intended for me said.
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